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    Ridiculous Real Estate Remarks, Part 1

    I came upon this gem of prose today and simply had to share, verbatim. The listing is a foreclosure that is presently under contract. Obviously it worked (or at least the price did!):

    “Write your earnest money check, prepare and submit your offer, its as simple as that, sold as is, which ain’t bad. Good location, transportation, shopping, walking distance to lakefront, storage, elbow room, multi level urban living, go see, you might like it, see you at closing”